Brain Rot Bandit Tee Shirt
Proud member of the scroll-too-long, think-too-little club
$22.95
WARNING: THIS BRAIN MAY NO LONGER BE UNDER WARRANTY.
You’ve spent enough time online to qualify for a PhD in doomscrolling. The Brain Rot Bandit tee is for the overstimulated, overcaffeinated, algorithm-poisoned folks who wear their attention span like a badge of honor (or a glitch in the system).
With bold, distorted typography and chaotic visuals, this design screams “I’m fine” in 47 fonts and colors—and we both know you’re not deleting those tabs.
💀 Perfect For:
Professional overthinkers
TikTok addicts
Meme hoarders
People whose idea of a break is another app
Anyone who’s just trying to hold onto three brain cells and a dream
👕 Shirt Details:
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
Soft and breathable, built for comfort and overstimulation
DTG printed with high-resolution graphics
Available in Black, Charcoal, and Asphalt
True to size with modern fit
📦 Ships directly from the lab with 0 attention span, 100% certified rot.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!