Controlled Chaos Tee Shirt
For the ones who plan the mayhem and still look good doing it—soft, unisex comfort with a side of deliberate disorder.
$22.95
⚠️ Welcome to the Department of Contained Mayhem.
You’re not disorganized—you’re just running at maximum brain velocity with a questionable safety protocol. The Controlled Chaos tee is for the ones who thrive in the storm, overanalyze in the quiet, and somehow still pull it off like a high-functioning fire drill.
This bold graphic t-shirt features jagged, fractured lettering in hazard tones—orange, green, and black—designed to look like it was slapped on the door of a government lab you’re definitely not supposed to enter. Think: mad science meets mental overstimulation with a hint of artistic instability.
🧠 Perfect For:
Overstimmed geniuses
ADHD legends
Mad scientists (licensed or rogue)
Anyone who manages to look functional despite internal turbulence
👕 Shirt Details:
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
Super soft, premium feel
DTG printed for sharp detail
Fits true to size (size chart in images)
Available in Black, Charcoal, and Asphalt
🔬 Design Features:
High-contrast glitch typography
Optional subline: Department of Contained Mayhem
No two mental breakdowns are the same—yours just comes with merch
📦 Ships directly from Printful with love, static electricity, and a faint smell of ozone.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!