Mental Zoomies Tee Shirt
When your brain sprints laps while your body just vibes
$22.95
Ever walk into a room and forget why… because your brain’s out back doing donuts in a shopping cart?
Yeah. That’s Mental Zoomies.
This Bella+Canvas unisex tee is soft, comfy, and built for the brilliantly unhinged. Whether you’re neurospicy, anxiety-enhanced, or just vibing with your own flavor of chaos, this shirt gets it. No judgment. Just wild energy.
🌀 Shirt Features:
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee
Unisex retail fit (not boxy, not clingy—just right)
Super soft feel: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (some heathers are cotton/poly blend)
Side-seamed with shoulder taping for durability
DTF printed design = long-lasting color and crisp detail
Pre-shrunk and ready for the ride
🎯 Style Vibes:
Wear it to pace, scroll 73 tabs, overthink in peace, or panic with style. This shirt is your new favorite coping mechanism.
🎁 Great for:
Neurodivergent legends
People who talk fast, think faster, and forget why they walked into the kitchen
Fans of overstimulation, but like… ironically
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!